@jo_dee96 —ERRRYTIME

wheatdealer:

*uses panorama to take dick pic*

(via sniffing)

Miss you. asked by tacobell

gnarly:

Don’t worry bae, i’ll come over tonight and eat your taco ;))

wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

(Source: mtvtr3s, via sniffing)

officialwhitegirls:

primary source of income: when my mom gives me money to buy something and doesn’t ask for the change back

(Source: officialwhitegirls, via sniffing)

joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

(via sniffing)

wartortles:

*holding phone in hand* where the fuck is my phone

(Source: landorus, via sniffing)

spenceromg:

I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on

(via sniffing)

meladoodle:

what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur

(Source: meladoodle, via sniffing)

fvckinbren:


I want this on my blog always.

ostracizedpoodle:

I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions

(via asian)

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